Something Wicked This Way Come

Life is getting more interesting each day,especially when you just realised that you are ALREADY 21.


Son of a bitch its time to scrub this rusty blog.
I have new goals to achieve this time, and for real, im gonna make it happen.

I do believe that life is too short for you to waste around,
so why not try new things?
Ive accomplished some, and i would like to share it with you guys.
Take my advise, go do something that you wouldn't think of.
Just do it.


Guys, Im back.

The Unusual Date

Last week was a headache.
Assignments piling up.
Midterms.
Lecturer pmsing eventhough he owns a dick.
The amount of cash yang berkurangan.
Gf having troubles.

As i said before,
last week was indeed a HEADACHE.

Thus, i somehow felt that i need to make it up with the GF,
as she needs a Time Out for her problems,
and for me as well.
So, i brought her out on a date,
in a very inexpensive way.
As long as you can spend your precious time with the ones you love,
having great conversations,
doing anything, at anywhere, in anytime is something you really treasured.


since there is not much money to be spent,
Lemme introduce you to a way of cutting down your expenses, especially when you are indeed running out of cash.




Here's what you should do.


Get yourself a bike from a friend,




Suprise your girlfriend.

Force her to wear the smelly helmet of yours (eventhough you know that she'll basically complains about it ALL the way of the ride),

*"Baby whose helmet's is this?"*
*"Do you know that its smelly?"*
*"Bawak MOTO ELOK-ELOK!"*
*"Jangan LANGGAR ORANG!"*
*"Don't overtake the car!"*
*"We are soooo being rempit."*
*"Don't cross the red light!"*

Well, this is what you could possibly encounter when your GF is unwillingly forced to ride on a bike with you.

Bare with it.
p/s: i still LOVE you baby!




Start your engine,
And off you go.


See?!
Rempit couples are hot in their own ways.



A picture taken while i was still on the road.



"Sayang why are you still taking pictures?!!!! Banyak kete kat belakangglaa!!!!"



So, after few minutes of "intersecting" the hectic traffic,
with professional skills of sailang here and there,
*sailang means silang, an act which you memotong kereta di hadapan dengan halaju yang laju.Alahhh! you see rempits do that all the time!*



We reached Jonker,
and had our favourite asam laksa meal, and the milky mee rendang at the Nyonya Shop.



Nyum nyum!


The gf was having difficulties in munching the food,
since she got 2 ulsers on her lips.



Slow and steadyyyyyy.





As for me,
with or without ulsers,
everything will eventually masuk into the perut.


Cozy environment,


With a mixture of Nyonya traditions,
a nice place to hang out, and just chill.



Later, we head on to Dataran Pahlawan,
to watch BOLT.




This hamster, Rhino, is so freaking cute!
And thanks to him, she demands a hamster as fat as him for her birthday.

Where to finddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!


After a whole series of events, we went back home.



The whole experience was indeed a tiring one.

Yet, it was filled with love, laughter, and full of excitement.

It is a moment where you'll reminisce in the future, something to giggle about.

Thanks for your time baby,
I love you.

Oh Money

As the time flies so fast, i'd realise that we need to start thinking smart.
Be smart in every move we take, especially when it comes to money.
money, money, oh money.
Money plays an important role in our lives.

People say, Money can buy anything in life, and that includes love.
and i must say, part of me do agree with it.

Everything circulating within our daily lives need cash.

When you eat (food),
when you drink (teh o' ice),
when you take your bath ( sabun palmolive),
and even when you shit ( tandas awam serbaguna).


As i was saying, everything in life needs money.

Therefore,
when someone is trying to save his cash off his ass, he tends to be as "cheap-skate" as he could possible be. and plus, his chinese.
chinese are known for their supercheapskate-ness where ever they go.
Even 20 cents for the baki nk bayar groceries pon berkire.
Its a good thing though.

Morning Giggles

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.




A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."



Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.


Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,
"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."


Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?


1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.


Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

What Goes To Heaven First?

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question,
"When you die and go to heaven, which part of your body goes first?


Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?",asked the nun.

Suzy replied,"Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and god just takes your hands".

"Oh,what a wonderful answer!", said the nun.


Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs".

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

"Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?


Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night.Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying,"OH GOD, I'M COMING!".
If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!"

THE NUN FAINTED.

Pursuit Of Futurity

You guys do know Bill Gates right?


That son of a mofo earned millions in every seconds in his life,
making him one of the richest man living in the world.



Well, this is something that he gave to all of us,
on how to succeed in life,
The Bill Gate's Rules of Life.

He recently gave a speech at a High School, about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school.
He talk about how "feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1

Life is not fair, so get used to it.

Rule 2

The world won't care about your self-esteem.
The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3

You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4

If you think your teacher is tough,
wait till you meet your boss.

Rule 5

Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity.
Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping,they called it
"Opportunity".

Rule 6

If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault,
so don't whine about your mistakes,
learn from them.

Rule 7

Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now.
They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were.
So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8

Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. in some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer.
This does not bear the SLIGHTEST RESEMBLANCE TO ANYTHING in REAL LIFE.

Rule 9

Life is not divided into semesters.
You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10
Television is not REAL life.
In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to get jobs.

Rule 11

Be nice to nerds,
Chances are you'll end up working for one soon.

Woman

Women, are a complex creature made by God.




If you kiss her without her consent, you are not a gentleman,
but if you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
but if you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree with all her likes, you are a wimp,
but if you don't, you just don't understand her enough.

If you visit her often, she will think that this is getting boring,
but if you don't, she accuses you for double-crossing, or cheating on her.

If you are well-dressed, she says you are a player,
but if you don't, you are just a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's not fair, and it's bad,
but if you don't, she thinks that you do not love her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to do the waiting,
but if she is late, she says "that's a girl's way".

If you visit another guy friend of yours, you are not giving me the "quality time",
But when she visits her BFF, " oh it's natural, we are girls and we gossip".

If you kiss her once in awhile, she says you are not being romantic,
But when you kiss her often,she says you are taking advantage over her.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting,
But when other guys stare at her, she says, "they are just admiring me".

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
but when you don't talk and only do the listening, she demands you to talk.

What do you guys think?
=p