Genie in the Bottle

Got it from my roomate, and i find it rather interesting to share it with you guys.

Imagine yourself,
alone,
in your room secluded by all the tensed and worries of the events of the world.
Just imagine,
close your eyes and just follow me.
As you were sitting alone, being vacuous, wondering, looking by the ceiling, you saw a peculiar spark appearing on the edge of your wardrobe.

Feeling rather curious, you motion across you room towards the source of the spark. The top of your wardrode was rather dusty, and you come across a beautiful pot for an oil lamp.
Since the pot was in a state covered with dust, you gave it some rub to recover its shine. Doing so, a green coloured smoke released from the pot and there stood a genie.

The genie thanked you for releasing him. He decides to reward you with 3 wishes.

Now take you time and think about the 3 wishes you would like to have.

What would you wish to have?

Think, think, and keep on thinking before reading the next column.

Here’s some something to read.

A couple went golfing one day and being a beginner the wife shanked her shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door to apologize. A warm voice said, “Come on in.” When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man (genie) reclining on the couch asked, “Are you the people that broke my bottle?”
Husband : “Uh…yeah, sir. We’re very sorry about that,”
Genie : “Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I’m a genie and I’ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you’ve released me, I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the last one for myself.”
Husband : “Wow, that’s great! hmmm I’d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
Genie : “No problem, You’ve got it, it’s the least I can do. And I’ll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?”
Wife : “I’d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world.”
Genie : “Consider it done, and your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!”
Husband & Wife : “And now, what’s your wish, genie?”
Genie : “Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle and haven’t been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.”
The husband looked at his wife and said, “Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune and all those houses. What do you think?”
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, “You know, you’re right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn’t mind. But what about you, honey?”
“You know I love you sweetheart,” said the husband. “I’d do the same for you!”
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into the wife’s eyes. “How old are you and your husband?”
“Why, we’re both 35,” she responded breathlessly.
“No kidding! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?”